foes | i got guns in my head and they won't go。

(THIS IS A TRAIN WRECK RN I'LL FIX IT LATER)

PERMISSIONS:
backtagging: yes pls thank you, i'm slowwwww af myself because Life
threadhopping: if it's contextually appropes, otherwise it's just awk
fourthwalling: there are certain understandable punctures, like the comics-within-comics about captain america, and social media shenanigans

PREFERENCES:
ships: m/f preference (with a rare dash of m/m re: the occasional steve). cross-canon and OCs are also super cool, e.g. what up diana/bucky aka ducky (OCs with the caveat that it may be more on a case by case basis). unless it's on a shipping-centric meme, it's usually gotta evolve after some delicious CR. my fave ship is, believe it or not, bucky/wanda but i'm weirdly picky about my wandas so if you're not sure, just ask!
kinks: no: brainwashing; weird bodily fluids (blood does not count as weird for bucky). yes: hairplay; bondage (with the right, trusted partner — would not be random); dom/sub play (also with someone he trusts); sensory deprivation; body worship; orgasm denial; somnophilia; dubcon (with regard to aphro/sex pollen context, usually with partners who are already into each other); unhooking motherfucking brassieres. anything else? i'm open. teach me ur kinks.

WARNINGS:
content from this character: involves severe PTSD, mind control, dissociative identity symptoms, violence, gore, fallout from non-consensual living weaponization. cybernetic (possibly vibranium alloy) left arm - which has been re-gifted post-ca:cw as a full-on upgrade from new ally t'challa (black panther). if any of these traits/items make you uncomf, lmk.

OPEN POST:
TFLN overflow (or brand new texts - crack/reg)
CONTINUATIONS (meme threads, any threads)
PROMPTS (pics, quotes, music)
START SMTH (fight me)
you don't have to ask, post it and i will love it B)

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

his loss
wait-- who

i'm not sure i should tell you
but thank you. i think

you can't start a conversation the way you did

[ mid-wildly-left-field intimate confession-- ]

and then retreat mysteriously. [ YES SHE CAN it's wanda. ] so you are not welcome.

[ he is teasing. rustily. (where is that arm lubricant...) ]

pretty sure i just did actually
and who said anything about retreating? i'm not going anywhere

[ she'd help look if she knew. at the moment she's doing some post-training stretches in her bedroom. ]

i got guns in my head and they won't go。

yessssss hi but noooo wanda kiddo

hello <3 and ikr steve pls

he dumb (so much dumb)

so dumb much idiocy